(842): I just remember being happy that I fixed the toilet so I had somewhere close to throw up
(418): You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentance that says “tell the wolf I’ll meet him at sunset and that I’m sorry”
![(416): He’s like Medusa; you can’t look into his eyes or you’ll turn into a slut
[Sorry about the delay everyone, school got crazy busy all of a sudden but I’ve only got two exams left at this point so I should be able to keep up.]](http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2c8amBfd61rrw2teo1_500.png)
(416): He’s like Medusa; you can’t look into his eyes or you’ll turn into a slut
[Sorry about the delay everyone, school got crazy busy all of a sudden but I’ve only got two exams left at this point so I should be able to keep up.]
(303): I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
(781): The semester isn’t officially over until I take the batteries out of my calculator and put them back in my vibrator.
